
Yesterday the Salt Lake Tribune
reported updated information on the downtown Salt Lake City malls. Except there really was no update and the article was mostly quotes from annoyed business owners who have been left in the dark over the entire redevelopment.
I can't fault the Tribune, maybe the prodding will finally get the LDS Church to release information on the development. Probably wishful thinking on my part, but hey it doesn't hurt to pretend, right? Like let's pretend Salt Lake City will get a new tallest out of this and the architecture won't conform to the typical blandness of past LDS office buildings (I'm looking in your direction LDS Office Building).
Maybe we should all just sit at the foot of the LDS Office Building and throw one long temper tantrum until the LDS Church finally reveals the details of this project. It could be fun, we can call it a Tantrum Sit In. Hey it works for toddlers, why not us?
I'm rambling, so here's some samples of the great update.
Many shops in the malls have moved or closed. And Taubman Centers Inc., the Michigan-based company working on the redevelopment with the LDS Church, hoped to begin a major overhaul on what it is calling The Shops at City Square. Didn't happen. Will it this year? The LDS Church isn't saying.
Well of course the LDS Church isn't saying anything. They haven't said anything since releasing their plans in the fall of 2003. Why would we expect them to change their tune now? I mean we're only going on three years this October, but who's counting?
"We don't know where we'll be, where we're going or a timetable," said Bart Stringham, president of Utah Woolen Mills, 59 W. South Temple. "We thought we would know something last year, by the end of last year. We keep expecting. . . . The rumor that we've heard is it could be as much as a year before anything gets going." Utah Woolen Mills is an important piece in the puzzle because it has a long-term lease and owns property on the Crossroads block. The church must figure out where to place the shop before proceeding.
Well isn't that nice. Even Utah Woolen Mills has no freaking idea what's going on. This either means Bart Stringham will look up one day to the sound of a wrecking ball entering the side of his store, or the LDS Church is still not ready to move on their plans. Now while I might be tortured by the current development actions of the LDS Church, I'm guessing they're not that sadistic to start construction without informing Mr. Stringham.
Bruce Reading, with the law firm Scalley & Reading, said his 40 employees are moving this week from KeyBank to Gateway Tower West, 15 W. South Temple, and he said other KeyBank tenants are emptying out. He noted that the church wanted to pull down the tower last fall. He hasn't been told a new deadline.
I'm starting to think that I'll wake up one day, take a stroll downtown and notice that the Key Bank Tower was cleanly demolished the night before. Hey, they're keeping us in the dark, who'd be surprised if they worked in the dark?
He said he would be "floored" if the buildings aren't demolished this spring. Louis Zunguze, director of the city's Community Development Department, said planners are ready when the church is. The city has not issued any building or demolition permits related to the malls, he said. "Something is about to happen sometime. We are ready. We're just waiting for their word."
Yeah and Pat Robertson is waiting for The Rapture to happen, too. Doesn't mean we'll be seeing good Christian folk disappear into thin air anytime soon. Ooh, that might be a great bet in Vegas. What are the odds the LDS Church actually develops the malls before The Rapture begins (well that is if you actually believe in it)? Hm, at this moment I'm inclined to say the odds are 1,000 to 1 that we see development before the end of times. Prove me wrong LDS Church, prove me wrong!